Best Non-Alcoholic Bars in Easthampton, MA

Dry Humor is the Pioneer Valley's first exclusively non-alcoholic bottle shop, and nothing on its shelves contains meaningful alcohol — zero-proof beer, wine and spirits, canned craft mocktails and functional drinks, all under 0.5% ABV. Elizabeth "CJ" Mutti started it in May 2023 as an online and pop-up operation delivering across Hampshire County and Holyoke, then opened the Union Street shop in January 2025. It is LGBTQ and women-owned, and free local delivery runs to Easthampton addresses. Afternoon and weekend hours only, so check before setting out.

Gigantic is a jewel-box cocktail bar on Easthampton's Cottage Street, opened in 2018 by Ned King in a small room with a pressed-tin ceiling, painted portraits and stained-glass lamps. The cocktail list is organised by year of origin, from 1937 to the present, and the house mocktails get the same treatment as the spirited drinks — the Dream Defender is a zero-proof rebuild of the Zombie on lemon, lime, passionfruit, pineapple, pineapple syrup and mint. It is a full bar serving alcohol, so this is a good zero-proof list inside an ordinary bar rather than an alcohol-free room. No kitchen — eat first.

Calico is a New American neighbourhood restaurant and bar on Main Street with a seasonal menu built around local farm partnerships, and it prints its non-alcoholic drinks as named cocktails rather than burying them. Three mocktails hold the list: the Midnight Sun on non-alcoholic tequila with acidulated blood orange, cherry, pomegranate and lime; An Orange Lovely with orange, vanilla, lime and cardamom bitters; and the Hat Trick, built on house strawberry coconut water with lemon and nutmeg demerara. There is one non-alcoholic beer, a golden ale from Kit NA Brewing in Portland, Maine. It is a full bar serving alcohol, and dinner service only, Wednesday to Sunday.