Jukebox

Jukebox occupies a corner storefront at West 29th and Church in Hingetown, and functions as the neighbourhood bar of that small Ohio City pocket. The name is literal — the music programming is the identity, and the kitchen runs a short menu of sandwiches and bar food until 10pm — but the reason it belongs on a non-alcoholic list is that the drinks board treats not drinking as a real category with real choices rather than as a gap to be plugged with cola.

Cleveland Magazine's 2026 mocktail roundup counted five non-alcoholic beers and ciders in the fridge, priced from $5, including Athletic Brewing's Cerveza Atletica at $5 and BrewDog's Hazy AF IPA at $5.50 — genuinely cheaper than the full-strength taps, which is rarer than it should be and quietly the most respectful thing a bar can do for a non-drinker. Surely's non-alcoholic brut sparkling wine is poured by the glass at $11, so a table with something to celebrate can actually toast rather than mime it. On the mixed-drink side the house list is led by the Harry Nilsson at $9, a creamy build named for the singer in keeping with the record-shop framing, alongside two or three rotating mocktails.

The hours are the other argument. Jukebox opens at 11:30am on Saturdays and Sundays and runs to 2am on Friday and Saturday nights, which makes it one of very few places in the neighbourhood where an alcohol-free drinker can turn up at either end of the day and find something built for them. Jukebox and Amba, two of Cleveland's better non-alcoholic options, sit within a single Hingetown block.