Last Rites
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718 14th St, San Francisco, CA 94114
Last Rites is a "Polynesian Noir" tiki bar that opened in San Francisco's Duboce Triangle in 2018 from Justin Lew and Ian Scalzo (the team also behind nearby Horsefeather). The room is built as a crashed-plane-in-the-jungle: a real airplane fuselage forms the bar, surrounded by banyan roots, stone booths, fire-breathing skull idols, fog, and storm effects. The cocktail program leans grown-up and rum-deep (150+ rums), skipping the blue-curaçao tiki clichés. Notably for a serious cocktail bar, it prints five named zero-proof drinks on the main menu at about $14 each — built on house-made "LR N/A Cask Spirit" and "N/A Cane Spirit" plus Pathfinder no-ABV spirit — so the alcohol-free cocktails get the same theatrical treatment as the full-proof ones. Named NA pours include the Golden Idol, Glass Ruby, Mocking Bird, Wrong Island, and El Peligosto. Wednesday bingo nights are a local draw.
What to order
- Golden Idol
- Glass Ruby
- Mocking Bird
- Wrong Island
- El Peligosto
Non-alcoholic brands they serve
House-crafted NA cocktails